4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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