Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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