talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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