He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I came so hard my ears popped.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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