She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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