that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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