But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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