I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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