in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The ass gains better be worth it
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