look no pants
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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