Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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