my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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