Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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