doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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