You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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