what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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