She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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