somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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