I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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