Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
There's always time for handjobs
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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