So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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