Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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