dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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