Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
