Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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