from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This is my life. Enjoy the view
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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