I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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