Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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