When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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