he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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