i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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