Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We're too hungover to prance.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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