oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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