i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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