we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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