new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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