So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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