I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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