return my video game
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
50% drunk capacity currently
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Randomize
