I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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