So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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