im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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