it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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