Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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