i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
