thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
