why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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