One girl and one boy is just not enough.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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