If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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