Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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