I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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